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I’m sure many of you were shocked and upset to learn that Donald Trump has fired one of his TV and business sidekicks Carolyn Kepcher. In her real job, Carolyn ran two of Trump’s golf courses which unlike his casino business are not bankrupt. After initial news of her firing and confirmation by Rhonna (who plays Trump’s assistance in real life too) rumors swirled about conflicts between the The Donald and Carolyn and suggestions that she let fame get to her head. Now, finally, the Trump Organization quickly got its act together and issued its feel-good press release where Carolyn even says “Donald has been an extraordinary boss and a great mentor over the years, and I will always be grateful.” For now, daughter Ivanka will take over the role as viceroy along with brother Donald, Jr. who apparently was already scheduled to take over for George Ross.

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